discolemonade5ever:

i won an award for shyest girl am i kawaii or WHAT

CANNOT…HANDLE…KAWAII…LEVELS…
OH JESUS IF YOU SAW THE LOOK ON MY FACE

anarchybloomers:

WAIT WAIT WHAT

NO

I GAVE UP AFTER READING LIKE 3 CHAPTERS BECAUSE TOO MANY FEELS

SAVY ARE YOU JOKING

NOPE NOPE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO READ IT

OH GOD I AM TERRIFIED TO GO ON THE ZERO TAG NOW

;__________________________________;

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH COME TO MY BOSOM DARLING <’3

KJHGFDSCVBNJKJHGFDS I HAVE READ THEM ALL

AND I CRIED FOR A WHILE AFTERWARD

JESUS FUCKING SHIT VK GIVES ME MORE FEELS THAN ANYTHING ELSE HOW EVEN

NO I AM NOT HGFDSDFGHJK I CAN’T BELIEVE SOMEONE ELSE KNEW ABOUT THE WHOLE “FUCK THIS SHIT I DON’T WANT TO BE A VAMPIRE” THING GFDSADERTY ONLY YUUKI DID AND IT WAS NEVER MENTIONED AFTER THAT AND

I CRIED

NO WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY IT OUT LOUD…

JHGVFDSASDFGHJKL I CAN’T KEEP LIVING THIS VK LIFE IT GIVES ME TOO MANY FEELS…

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#Riley - crack(alcohol)head

“Why can’t I hold all this booze?”

“Touch my bar glitter and I’ll chop your balls off.”

“Maybe you’d be less grumpy if you did some body-shots.”

“If it’s under sixty proof, it falls into the same category as rat-piss coffee. Therefore, no one should fucking drink it.”

“What do you mean you don’t replace all of the water in jell-o shots with booze?”

“…try again when I’m drunk.”

“Unless that sorry excuse for a half-assed excuse has a bottle of whiskey with it, I kinda don’t want it.”

I could go on…

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OH JESUS IF YOU SAW THE LOOK ON MY FACE

ROXY

ROXY

NO

WHY

DID YOU

REBLOG

ZERO

KJHGFDSXCVBGHNJYGTEDFG

OH GOD I CAN’T

EVEN

FUCKING

…..

AUUUUGHHHMNVCDSWERTYUJNBVCDXFGYUKIL

DID YOU LIKE

SEE THE NEW CHAPTER

BECAUSE ACTUALLY SEEING SOMEONE SAY “ZERO TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF”

IT JUST FUCKING BROKE ME, MAN

FUCKSHIT I CAN’T- 

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FUCK I need help what was my e-mail address for my mermaid melody account…

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#SAVY WE WILL DO THIS

anarchybloomers:

anarchyshort-shorts:

anarchybloomers:

anarchyshort-shorts:

SPARKLESSSSSS

I love you my little German<33333

British I will follow you until you love meeeee

because I’m Miketsukami Soushi like thaatttt.

I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN I’LL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME BRITISH~ BRITISH ROXY~

Shhhh babydoll I already love you~

Always and forever

until we’re so old we try to glomp each other to the ground and break our backs and can’t get up 8D

jhytredftyuio YES OH GOD so it that a song for Savy and for Skylar /shotshotkilled YOU KNOW THAT I’LL BE~ YOUR SAVA~SA~AAVYYY~

hgfdcvbnmkjhgfdcvbnm ;w; <33333333333333333333333333333333333333

when we are old and frail bvfcdsfghjk we’ll be in the same retirement home and sit in our rocking chairs and talk about how kids these days have no idea how to fucking party because WHERE IS THE KE$HA THE STRIPPER ANGELS AND THE SHUTTER SHADES

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that one bitch on your dash

yes

you know who that bitch is

why are they posting so much today

why have I not unfollowed them

the fuck

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(via roboboners)

#SAVY WE WILL DO THIS

anarchybloomers:

anarchyshort-shorts:

SPARKLESSSSSS

I love you my little German<33333

British I will follow you until you love meeeee

because I’m Miketsukami Soushi like thaatttt.

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barackfuckingobama:

zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

(via elspethers)

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