WAIT WAIT WHAT
NO
I GAVE UP AFTER READING LIKE 3 CHAPTERS BECAUSE TOO MANY FEELS
SAVY ARE YOU JOKING
NOPE NOPE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO READ IT
OH GOD I AM TERRIFIED TO GO ON THE ZERO TAG NOW
;__________________________________;
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH COME TO MY BOSOM DARLING <’3
KJHGFDSCVBNJKJHGFDS I HAVE READ THEM ALL
AND I CRIED FOR A WHILE AFTERWARD
JESUS FUCKING SHIT VK GIVES ME MORE FEELS THAN ANYTHING ELSE HOW EVEN
NO I AM NOT HGFDSDFGHJK I CAN’T BELIEVE SOMEONE ELSE KNEW ABOUT THE WHOLE “FUCK THIS SHIT I DON’T WANT TO BE A VAMPIRE” THING GFDSADERTY ONLY YUUKI DID AND IT WAS NEVER MENTIONED AFTER THAT AND
I CRIED
NO WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY IT OUT LOUD…
JHGVFDSASDFGHJKL I CAN’T KEEP LIVING THIS VK LIFE IT GIVES ME TOO MANY FEELS…
>>
“Why can’t I hold all this booze?”

“Touch my bar glitter and I’ll chop your balls off.”

“Maybe you’d be less grumpy if you did some body-shots.”

“If it’s under sixty proof, it falls into the same category as rat-piss coffee. Therefore, no one should fucking drink it.”

“What do you mean you don’t replace all of the water in jell-o shots with booze?”

“…try again when I’m drunk.”

“Unless that sorry excuse for a half-assed excuse has a bottle of whiskey with it, I kinda don’t want it.”
I could go on…
>>ROXY
ROXY
NO
WHY
DID YOU
REBLOG
ZERO
KJHGFDSXCVBGHNJYGTEDFG
OH GOD I CAN’T
EVEN
FUCKING
…..
AUUUUGHHHMNVCDSWERTYUJNBVCDXFGYUKIL
DID YOU LIKE
SEE THE NEW CHAPTER
BECAUSE ACTUALLY SEEING SOMEONE SAY “ZERO TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF”
IT JUST FUCKING BROKE ME, MAN
FUCKSHIT I CAN’T-
>>
SPARKLESSSSSS
I love you my little German<33333
British I will follow you until you love meeeee
because I’m Miketsukami Soushi like thaatttt.
I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN I’LL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME BRITISH~ BRITISH ROXY~Shhhh babydoll I already love you~
Always and forever
until we’re so old we try to glomp each other to the ground and break our backs and can’t get up 8D
jhytredftyuio YES OH GOD so it that a song for Savy and for Skylar /shotshotkilled YOU KNOW THAT I’LL BE~ YOUR SAVA~SA~AAVYYY~
hgfdcvbnmkjhgfdcvbnm ;w; <33333333333333333333333333333333333333
when we are old and frail bvfcdsfghjk we’ll be in the same retirement home and sit in our rocking chairs and talk about how kids these days have no idea how to fucking party because WHERE IS THE KE$HA THE STRIPPER ANGELS AND THE SHUTTER SHADES
>>yes
you know who that bitch is
why are they posting so much today
why have I not unfollowed them
the fuck
>>
SPARKLESSSSSS
I love you my little German<33333
British I will follow you until you love meeeee
because I’m Miketsukami Soushi like thaatttt.
>>why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
(via elspethers)
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